N.B. This is in no way related to the good people of Finland.
Two year olds often require a translator. Here's a quick vocabulary list to get you started in understanding mine.
Durl- someone of the female persuasion
Hangabur- ground beef party on a bun
Tookies or Take or Tandy- special treats
Mistonsin- the state Uncle Ryan lives in
Tosto- the wholesale warehouse famous for samples
Peerarowgees- Polish dumplings
Matween- the star of Disney's Cars
Packpack- for carrying your schoolbooks
Punkin- future jack'o lantern
Nakey- disrobed
Uffen- where you bake things
Macaronicheeseit- a lunchtime favorite
Dies- opposite of durls
Pretty much swap your G's for D's, your starting C's and K's for T's, contract every thing possible, and you'll be otay. Oh and ask questions you know the answer to: " What's that? A libary book? Yah?". And end every possible sentence with yah. Yah?
Today is: all Hallows eve eve
Finn is: quite loquacious
Genevieve is: a fan of peas
Mama is beat, Good Night
Love it! Too true.
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